I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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