Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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