I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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