i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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