Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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