Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
operation harelip BJ is a go
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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