Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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