so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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