it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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