Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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