he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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