the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
