I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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