did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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