Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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