come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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