grandma shit on top of the toilet
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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