and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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