Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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