Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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