No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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