my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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