if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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