found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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