can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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