Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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