scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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