So drunk its hurt
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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