Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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