I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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