Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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