I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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