This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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