I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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