Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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