My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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