you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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