I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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