It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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