Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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