no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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