I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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