Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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