Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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