how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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