So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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