So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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