lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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