On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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