you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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