So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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