This girl is more easily done than said...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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