found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
