So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
