You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Randomize
