I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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